That Just Happened.

Below is a conversation that took place during class today. MT stands for "Mentor Teacher."

MT: I like your US Marshall shirt, Girl.

Girl: I'm not allowed to wear it in federal buildings.

MT: I thought you were here to arrest me when you walked in. You had me and Boy ready to run for the hills.

Boy: Why would I run for the hills?

MT: .......Cause I brought you into this country.

Boy: Is that some sort of race joke?

MT: I'm a [something. I'm not entirely sure what he said]. That's my night job.