Winter 2013 Summary

Everybody, the past four months have been amazing. I was so blessed to have awesome roommates and friends. And we had a ton of fun together! Naturally, we had a quote wall. I'm pretty sure it's a requirement for all girl apartments. So this post is dedicated to my friends and the fun memories we have together. Enjoy.


Cat: An old friend wants to see me.
Miya: Maybe she just wants to cut you. Just kidding, whaaaat?

Abby: I want chocolate covered strawberries.
Miya: And I want a husband!

Markie: I'm usually not intimidated by the commonwealth...

Markie: I was in the mountains with a bunch of butch girls who ended up being lesbians.

Markie: Mobo is a mo cap hobo yo.

Cat: Oh. These Milk Duds aren't filled with hate. Love that.

Dr. Gibb: I want you to lean outside and in your best sister missionary voice yell "shut up!"

Dr. Gibb: How did Daisy's leg break? Maybe too many squirrels got on it one day. And what about skinning? All the kids go out and become ax murderers because we didn't teach it right... If you do this wrong i'm going to unfriend you, which is the worst thing on earth.

Abby: The police came to our house this day.

Julie: You're fatter than a bug.

Julie: I'm adding people on Google+. Gotta build my street cred.

Miya: #majorturnoffs if you hold down the power button on your laptop, your laptop will shut down. #justsaying

Dr. Choi: beauuuuuutiful girls and hannnndsome men

Random thing on Twitter: Maybe I'm single because I didn't forward that chain email to 13 of my closest friends five years ago.

Cousin Leslie: Word, G-Man. If she does it again, we're doing the side-straw suck-in.

Miya: I really love fat kids.

Tary: Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna po-tate.

Jess: made koolaid today and thought of you. Stay classy.

Abby: MAGGOTS!

Da Jesus Book (John 3:16 in PIDGIN): God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.

Markie: I'm the queen.

Markie: Ruined for life.

Fears of random people: "that i will never get my hogwarts letter" and "#foreveralone"

Emily: Sorry, I just thought it would be a funny joke!
Markie: Well, you're just like Obama- you thought wrong.

Hipster Bowling. Best. Decision. Ever.

3 of the 4 fish we were briefly the proud owners of. They were all dead in less than 2 weeks.
RIP Clementine, Midnight, Lancelot, and Markie Jr.

To start the semester out right, my bestie Sharonda came and visited!

Markie is going to Cape Verde on her mission! So we dressed up as Africaans...

Emily, Me, Theo, and Abby at classic skating (:

We filled Eric's car with newspaper. So worth it. Shortly after this we put creepy Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus statues in there too. So worth it again. 

We are thug. No big deal.

BYU Luau 2013! 

My wonderful roommates!

"Lovers. Plus One."